Submission To A Publisher #1

It’s early in the process, I know, but what I really need sometimes is a deadline – and there is no better way of getting a deadline than to have a publisher tell you: “If you want the book published I need it written by…”

So, with the introduction newly crafted (it’s just 2 pages – I can’t stand introductions that are like American movie trailers, the ones that go on for ages and show all the best bits so you think the rest of the movie / book contains even more good bits when it doesn’t) I have written to a publisher asking what they think of the idea of Underminers, attaching the Introduction and Chapter 1. I’ll keep you posted if anything comes of this, but won’t reveal any names until I have something signed, sealed and delivered.

In other news, another person I really admire has agreed to write an essay for the book. Like with Carolyn Baker, there was only one person who was right for Chapter 2, and I’m delighted to say that he said “yes”, albeit with a couple of reservations regarding methodology. To be fair, though, I don’t really know what the final methodologies will be like; it’s one thing putting things in a blog (The Unsuitablog) – another putting them into a book for more general consumption.

And I don’t want to go to jail yet.

Writing in Libraries

It’s terribly, terribly distracting to write in my house. Not that for most of the day there is anyone around, except the chickens occasionally shouting for corn, but there are always so many things to do that the moment I sit down I think of something that I recently forgot and end up doing that instead of writing. So today, as well as picking up some lost property from the bus station in our nearest large town, I took the laptop to the library in order to see whether the atmosphere would be conducive to writing.

Wow, wasn’t it half? Dull, quiet, no view to speak of, no greenery, no jam to make, no seeds to plant, no floors to sweep – all I could do was write, and in the space of the mere hour I had I had almost completed the introduction to the book (did I say I have to have written an introduction and a first chapter before approaching any publisher?) as well as emailed a friend of mine in order to ask for an essay for Chapter 2. And when I had got home and unpacked the stupid weight of food I had managed to fit into the rucksack, I corrected the beginning of Chapter 2 because it was rubbish.

I’m definitely going to the library again.

A Synthetic Rendition

There’s something eerily appropriate about this synthetic rendition of a small part of Chapter 1. Expect a few more of these before it’s finished; I can hardly not finish it now it’s in the form of a cartoon cat.

Chapter One Finished!

I think it’s a big milestone, even though Tolstoy or even Stephen King would sneer at the thought of a single chapter, but I really don’t have much time to write, so when even one chapter out of – I don’t know – fifteen or sixteen is finished then I can afford a little hip-hooray! to myself. Actually, it is important because it sets the tone for the rest of the book: angrier, but more playful, if that’s not too schizophrenic. There are already moments of real bile, along with one major swear word and a smile occasionally playing on the edges of the text.

Equally significant is the first guest piece, authored by the great Carolyn Baker, the only person who was able to get me to consider that I might actually be a spiritual person; well, maybe not spiritual but certainly soulful. Some new words, along with a few slices from Sacred Demise and her new book, which I have the manuscript for but sadly have not managed to finish reading yet. She was the only person I thought suitable for explaining the intricacies of Connection without immediately alienating the reader, and I think her words fit really well.

And now I have to clean out the chickens…

Antibiotics

The finger is a lot better; I’ll spare you the detail. The irritating thing is, I took antibiotics: I don’t know if I had to take antibiotics, but in this case the pain was so great it was a choice between drastic manual action and tablets, neither of which I am entirely comfortable with. This leads to an interesting conundrum, because with the collapse of civilization we are most likely to see a rapid dwindling in the supply of modern medicines. The ones that will disappear first are likely to be those which make the least money for the pharmaceutical companies, followed by governments almost certainly trying to force the same companies to concentrate on drugs that help with acute conditions, such as asthma inhalers, anti-inflammatories, many vaccines, and antibiotics. This will be followed by a loss in the availability of those drugs which are technologically complex to make, and a return to both plant- and fungal-based medication, and an increase in more dramatic surgical intervention.

Oh dear, that doesn’t sound fun. But we should be careful in trotting out the same scare-stories as Big Pharma and the governments of the industrial world would encourage us to believe: for one, we know that with the loss of industrial output will be a reciprocal reduction in cancer rates; for two, the incidence of disease increases rapidly (possibly exponentially) with population density, the cities are most definitely not the place to be – but as we all know cities will not survive peak oil, water shortages and (in many cases) rising sea levels regardless of anything we do to make them “sustainable”; for three, we haven’t even scratched the surface of what is possible using non-synthetic medication, largely because the industrial world wants us to depend upon its own infrastructure.

I’m not saying that there is any truth in such junk web sites as Natural News and Mercola, but the moment we start Connecting – the focus of what I am currently writing – with even what’s in our own back yards, the idea of natural medication won’t seem anything like as daunting. It is certainly true that bacterial and parasitic infections are the most common causes of death in non-industrial cultures, but as I consider the wedge of blue cheese waiting to be eaten at some point today, the thought of even producing our own antibiotics doesn’t seem such a burden.

I’m Not Saying This Is An Excuse…

This is the first update in a little while, and as I contemplate serious typing I can only focus on the throbbing at the end of my left index finger, which seems to have developed an interesting bulge just before the nail. Yes, it hurts and I’m going to have to do something about it, but the real reason for no updates is a trip to my Wife’s homeland of Essex (I, to my semi-pride, am a Kentish Man who grew up as a Man of Kent, having swapped sides at the age of 2) to spend time with her family along with some very dear friends, most of whom attended my book launch back in March 2009. In fact, here’s a video of me being very nervous:

But now, despite the sore finger, I have no excuse not to write (except maybe the wood to cut, chutney to make, seedlings to plant…) and have spent a little time this week rejigging and adding to the contents, along with a page reintroducing the concepts I first talked about in Time’s Up! Now I have reached the point – and I will reveal the contents when they have finally settled down – when I need my first guest author to contribute. Just like organising a festival, it would be foolish for me to reveal who the guest authors will be, but I can say that I will be asking quite a few well known and respected people (at least in the more radical end of the spectrum) to make a little literal contribution. This is, not surprisingly, something I’m quite excited by.

The first letter has gone off, and in the meantime I have the knotty problem of connection and disconnection to put into just a couple of pages.

And also make acorn burgers.

Call for Ideas on BlogTalkRadio

Just had a few minutes on BlogTalkRadio talking to Cory Morningstar, Gregory Vickrey and Matt Stannard about the joke that is (was) 10/10/10 (or if you prefer colons, 10:10:10).

The Podcast should be available on the show website soon (look for October 09, 2010 – conversation with Cory and co starts at about 29 minutes in):

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/shared_sacrifice

Like any normal human being I only have a limited amount of knowledge, and relatively few of all the potential ways the industrial system could be undermined. That’s why – as I slightly stutteringly (Skype on internet radio is a new experience for me) explained on the show – I want as many people as possible to suggest creative and effective ways for undermining, that I will keep in a file for when the relevant target is being written about. Please first read the Monthly Underminers Tasks on The Unsuitablog so you know the kinds of things I mean – the articles are available by following this link.

My contact details are on the “About” page, or you can comment under any blog post.

Your turn now.

N.B. I don’t need any money, by “contributions” I was talking about ideas.

First Stabs At Writing

With the chickens let out of their pen – although perhaps, as I write, rampaging around the front garden and into the village – and lacking a huge pile of washing up next to the sink, and even having written my quota of Unsuitablogs for this week, I have been in a position to start writing. Actually I managed an hour or so on Tuesday, but have clocked up a good two and a half hours this morning on Chapter 1.

In terms of actual text, it’s only 1700 words, and about 200 of them were written ages ago when I was playing with a metaphor linking the consumption of a paracetamol tablet with my lifelong loyalty to that particular form of analgesic. But it’s a start, and the beginning of anything is always the hardest bit (I have this terrible habit of thinking about things for ages, like mending a fence, and only actually doing it when I have completely put it out of my mind and then happen to have the right tools in my hand). Writing doesn’t quite work like that, but textual flow is most definitely affected by circumstance – to wit, having an idea in my head and a keyboard at arm’s length.

The first chapter (and unlike A Matter of Scale / Time’s Up! I will be writing this in order) is called “Shake Yourself From Sleep”. It covers the basic idea of cultural brainwashing, how it affects us, and the tools it uses to keep us there. In many ways it’s a rewrite of Chapter 13 of AMOS/TU!, also including a bit about connection and disconnection, so should be easy to construct given I have also written a few essays subsequently; but it’s harder than that as I have to make assumptions about how much the reader knows about connection and disconnection. With, at a rought estimate, between 5,000 and 10,000 people having read my previous book, I’m not exactly going to get an army of Underminers just by relying on a loyal following; so going over old ground is essential. Maybe the Introduction will be more important than I first realised.

Now to find out how far the chickens have got…

Subtitle

Titles are easy to come by, unless you have a publisher that insists they know better – and in the case of “Time’s Up!” actually did know better. Subtitles are a different matter entirely, because they are – in effect – the description of the book.

Have you noticed recently how book subtitles have turned into straplines – so while previously a book may have been called “Thin” and subtitled “Losing Weight Really Quickly”, it will probably now be subtitled “How to lose weight very quickly, with a minimum of fuss and not die in the process.” Admittedly it’s more descriptive, but is also submitting to the belief that people are incapable of reading any of the actual pages to see whether they want to commit to the book; rather they buy books based entirely on whether a marketing executive understands reader psychology well enough.

That’s just manipulation.

That’s the kind of thing that needs undermining.

Anyhow, yesterday this blog had the subtitle “Taking Our Lives Back”, which sounds far too ethereal. The subtitle – which incidentally, I rediscovered in an outline document – that I am now using is “A Practical Guide for Radical Change“, which will no doubt get me into trouble with all sorts of people, including potential publishers, but is far closer to the spirit of the book.

Underminers – What Is This All About?

Ok, here’s the plan. I have a book to write, and I am very keen to get it written – but it’s going to be a hard slog. I have a title: “Underminers” and a rough outline which I’ll be revealing in due course; but it’s the execution that matters, and when you are being pulled in all sorts of directions – domestically, socially, community-y(?) and all sorts of other writing (writingy?) ways – then sometimes you can only get as far as the title and rough outline.

Anyone who reads my blog “The Unsuitablog” will already have a fair idea of what an Underminer is; and anyone who has read my book “Time’s Up!” will know why Undermining (or Sabotage, as I called it in “A Matter of Scale”) is so critical to the survival of humanity. For a crash course in Undermining then there are two articles on The Earth Blog that I recommend you read:

1) Sabotage Is Not An Option, It Is A Necessity

2) 100 Ways To Undermine The Industrial Machine

I will go into a lot more detail about the genesis of the book that is to come in later blogs, but in a nutshell there is only so much that can be said in an article, such as the Monthly Undermining Tasks on The Unsuitablog, and published books still get far more serious coverage than websites in the wider world. That’s all for now.

This blog will be a public, and often very frank, record of everything related to the book “Underminers”, including the process of planning and researching; the writing itself; building a website for hosting the online version; getting published; publicising the book and the website; and finally being hoisted up by my own petard / neck for daring to write something so troublesome in the first place.

I will only post a blog when I have actually done something, but if I don’t post something at least once a week then you are welcome to harangue me.

Here goes…